lasciviousangie:

pimpdaddies:

elementary school libraries have gotten wild


aye they know wassup

lasciviousangie:

pimpdaddies:

elementary school libraries have gotten wild

aye they know wassup

(Source: louisatweddings2k14, via harukahaneul)

ryouta11:

European vs. American Football Coaches

ryouta11:

European vs. American Football Coaches

(Source: redd.it, via lovechild-the)

d0nn0:

tumblr giveaway
this polarbear
just reblog to enter
i will literally give this to someone you don’t have to follow me idc but i will send this to you idgaf
i’ll pick someone by 30th of june
this thing is the size of your thumb so good luck

d0nn0:

tumblr giveaway

this polarbear

just reblog to enter

i will literally give this to someone you don’t have to follow me idc but i will send this to you idgaf

i’ll pick someone by 30th of june

this thing is the size of your thumb so good luck

(via thehalfbloodprinceofbelair)

mismagireve:

gayabortions:

hexgoddess:

gayabortions:

hexgoddess:

botan-drana:

Bowser being a dad

Bowser is the best dad

bowser and mario actually settled their differences a long time ago and all the games with bowser’s kids are a game he sets up with the plumbers and the princess to keep all 7 or 8 of them active and engaged for an entire weekend because even the king of the koopas needs a hand sometimes wrangling all of them.

That’s why there’s never any blood, it’s all just playing tag and when you’re tagged you dramatically fall down.

peach spends her time “kidnapped” looking after the little ones and making sure they’re eating properly and doing a good job guarding their castles. once one is “defeated,” peach takes off to check in on the next one and bowser picks up his kid to come hang out back at the main castle and watch the rest of the adventure and eat some of the cake peach makes for the kids.

That is the cutest idea ever and it is now my headcanon.

mismagireve:

gayabortions:

hexgoddess:

gayabortions:

hexgoddess:

botan-drana:

Bowser being a dad

Bowser is the best dad

bowser and mario actually settled their differences a long time ago and all the games with bowser’s kids are a game he sets up with the plumbers and the princess to keep all 7 or 8 of them active and engaged for an entire weekend because even the king of the koopas needs a hand sometimes wrangling all of them.

That’s why there’s never any blood, it’s all just playing tag and when you’re tagged you dramatically fall down.

peach spends her time “kidnapped” looking after the little ones and making sure they’re eating properly and doing a good job guarding their castles. once one is “defeated,” peach takes off to check in on the next one and bowser picks up his kid to come hang out back at the main castle and watch the rest of the adventure and eat some of the cake peach makes for the kids.

That is the cutest idea ever and it is now my headcanon.

(Source: sorceress-botan, via a-hylian-at-heart)

Nice things to whisper when hugging someone

yogurtville:

-you smell different when you’re awake
-please help me (then smile as if nothing happened)
-soon
-you have lovely skin, I can’t wait to wear it
-your hair tastes like strawberries
-tonight….you.
-he knows, don’t go home.
-I always knew you would die in my arms
-every time I poop I think of you
-no one will ever believe you
-yessssssssssssss
-I killed mufasa
-I bet you didn’t feel me lick your ear
-mother told me it would be like this

(via a-hylian-at-heart)

paradoxicalsentiments:

father’s day is a weird holiday for anyone who has an abnormal father situation. high five to all of you for being strong through whatever your circumstances are

and also high five to anyone celebrating a successful relationship with your dad. that’s a beautiful thing and your appreciation of what you have makes me happy

(via thehalfbloodprinceofbelair)

suppressingthejess:

Happy FIRST Father’s Day, Jimmy.

He is the cutest dad ever.

(Source: fallongifs)