I am Jacks Procrastinating Mind

May 21

Favorite Films - Mean Girls (2004)

I know it may look like I had become a bitch, but that’s only because I was acting like a bitch.

May 21

joloso:

gobrookeurself:

my dad just got an instagram and it is full of nothing but shirtless pictures

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wasssup doe………is your dad single………?

May 21
May 19

Koala’s response to being petted

Koala’s response to being petted

May 19

ninihoho:

ninihoho:

why did the blonde fail her calculus test

she had a biology test on the same day and being that she is a bio major she felt it would be to her interest to put more emphasis on the bio test because she is only taking calc as an advanced elective credit which would not effect her major gpa

May 19

: vinurminn: In linguistics, a filler is a sound or word that is spoken... →

vinurminn:

In linguistics, a filler is a sound or word that is spoken in conversation by one participant to signal to others that he/she has paused to think but is not yet finished speaking. These are not to be confused with placeholder names, such as thingamajig, which refer to…

May 19
May 19
unimpressedcats:

take a picture of me and my pumpkin 

unimpressedcats:

take a picture of me and my pumpkin 

May 19

When my parents decide to be ‘funny’ by making fun of me:

May 19

hotbiochemist:

the whitest moments in recorded history

THE FIRST ONE

May 18

nippled:

my face does a weird thing called ugly

May 18

noire-pandora:

I am that type of douchebag friend who doesn’t talk with you for weeks but still cares about you and hopes you still care too.

May 18

abeona:

DOCTOR WHO REWATCH
3.02 - The Shakespeare Code

May 18
tastefullyoffensive:

[cerealbox]
May 17